Biography of Emelyan Palkin

I have 5 girls. Not life, but continuous March 8! Count, the wife left, but the mother -in -law remained! Here is a gift ... at home in a psychotherapy session you just do not need to write: it does not suit me, because she is mymra. And you, Antonov, become more and more like your patients - your mouth does not close! Today, in one small working day, all kinds of checks came to me.

I just did not suspect their existence. And the sanitary and epidemiological station generally came in an embrace with the Society for the Protection of Insects! Everything is clear. Mass insanity. A family psychotherapist, compared to children, is just a kindergarten. Antonov if you need a killer, then this is to Tamara! Antonina Semenovna, you do not notice that you are constantly complaining about my God, and God for me.

We are tired of it! And this button plays in our mom - it disappears periodically! Although she, of course, is far from her mother ... Lyudmila, well, nothing: you arrived - you will teach her how to hide so that they will not find a year and a half! Lyudmila Sergeevna Mom [edit] Lord, why I was not born a boy! The door opened what fell out of the closet - and went in that!

You can only entrust the garbage to Masha, and I’m not sure that you will bring a bucket back! For men, food and love are synonyms! As they say, Venik and Dasha, this night is now not only yours! Here you go. I worked - ate. The average man! Masha yes, Masha. No, of course, I knew that the first pancake is lumpy, but I did not think that this also applies to children. As far as I know, Lyudmila Mikhailovna, good goods are not on the shelf for 40 years!

And they don’t look at the wrong husbands! It's all like in chess: the longer you play, the more you understand that you don’t understand anything, you understand? Masha can be changed by guys, but not principles. Enough, dad! We no longer believe a single moan. Mommy, you know, when I put on a short skirt, half the Baumanka cannot study normally, and if I put it on, I’m afraid that Russian science will lose a whole generation!

Gal, I finally wiser. I used to be stupid before, and now I am a botanist and has become smart, like a traffic jam! Just try the broom. If you die, then I will kill you! This new teacher is just a beast, today on the control: “Vasnetsov, why are you hiding your hands under the table, do you write off? As my fitness coach said, a beautiful underwear for a woman is like a nuclear weapon for the country: you never know where the negotiations will lead, but you feel calmer with him.

Open, mother, doors: a drunk daughter came. Yesterday I was not as good as I was bad today. Do not pay attention! Dad just remembered that he was dad - this would go! Well, Phil is with you, fig. That is, figs with you, Phil! Dasha daddy, sign my diary ... Just without looking! Masha, what are you laughing, oyster?! About Galina Sergeyevna, a dumbass, she could not immediately go to the eleventh!

I don't like it?! Yes, I hate him !!! Venik, nifiga you are not a broom, you are a woodpecker. The brother of Polezhaikina once wanted the minced meat from a meat grinder to get out faster-he broke a finger! Blonde, Mash, this is not the color of the hair, but the state of mind, and no paint will help you here! The subconscious mind is not a mother, you can’t deceive him.

And I also understood why the physicist is friends with Lyudmila Mikhailovna - because one “plus” has a “minus”, and they are attracted to each other! Get used to, Masha, to shame, you want to be an actress! Yes, Masha, only you could leave the house under the blanket. For mom, cleaning is to drag things from one place to another, and then forget! I am 18 years old.

I don’t want to hang on my mother’s neck, but I can’t hang on the neck of a broom! Mash, of all the details for the computer, I only know ... Galina Sergeevna! As Taras Bulba said, I invited Venika, I will kill him! Call the hamster my name! And what did he want to say that? That I am a stupid animal, constantly gear and from me no benefit, right?! We, Vasnetsovs, are so calm, we like tanks balanced!

I also want to see a normal person at home, and not a constantly aching combine to scatter things! In a large family, so that no one would ask you for anything, you need to screw up thoroughly once! The one who laughs married is laughing! Venik, when I said that I was cold in an old coat, I hinted that I needed a new fur coat, and not at all to make electric heating in the old coat!

A broom can only have two opinions: mine and wrong! Zhenya [edit] about Lyudmila Mikhailovna, she has not everything at home ... In the sense, she is not married! I said that if you do not clean, we will get involved in us?! And now, please, we got a grandmother! As Galina Sergeevna says, any nonsense, seen by his own eyes, is no longer nonsense, but a hypothesis!

Do you know what, Vorontsov?! You are a moron! You are a moron and your voice is moronic! Go nafig and happy birthday! Thank you, Polezhaikin! I now have 10 thumbs on my feet and not a single little finger! Vorontsov thinks I'm a slut? Yes, my order is perfect ... will be ... someday! Vorontsov, a circus bear in shorts and that more erotica! Love the moron and did not ask you.Vorontsov And you are not my husband to decide whether I am a wife or not a wife!

What is my mother dear to us? We have passed only seven kilometers! What macho are you? I understood Masha and Dasha, you are these ... you are interested, you want to specially reduce me with Vorontsov so that the first to marry me, so that I first steps on all these rakes. Masha will receive the Nobel Prize faster than I am in front of the Manchester fan! And especially for the small, fat and bald Denis Vorontsov, we put the song of Zemfira “I hate you”.

It seems that nothing special happened ... The same studio, the same remote control, only something is missing. Somehow lonely, it went somewhere, and only words that you did not say. He did not dare, did not have time, could not, but did not say. But it is so simple to say good words to loved ones. You just need to say them more often. And then it will be good not only for them, but also to you ...

Galina Sergeevna from the point of view of biology, degradation is also evolution. I also do not know how, but I will teach you.