Kanatchikov Alexey Alexandrovich Biography

On Saturday, almost crying, the whole Kanatchikov dacha was torn to the TV. Instead of eating, washing, prick and forget, the whole crazy hospital at the screen gathered. ” These lines and some others from the song of Vladimir Vysotsky “A letter from a crazy house to the editorial office of the program“ Obvious-Nevylya ”I remembered when I looked at the Cultural Front program not so long ago on the first national channel.

True, a crazy hospital has long been on both sides of the screen. The Commission for Protection of Public Moral, the head of which Pan Vasily Kostitsky was the guest of Yuri Makarov on the “Cultural Front”, is baking not only about us, but also about our children, causing recently the living interest among the population. There are few real violent ones, and there are no leaders of a serious scandal yet, Mr.

Kostitsky also does not pull the leader either, and there are catastrophically lacking the real violent in the commission. Only one appeared violent for the entire program - a well -known TV presenter, and now a member and expert of the commission Danilo Yanevsky. When he unexpectedly called us all “slaves and holuis”, at first I was a little at a loss and even offended - but what about the slogan: “Kohait!

Then she relaxed and, trying to get at least some pleasure, remembered the colorful character from the film by Alexander Shapiro “Casting”, whom the tram controller took off his way that he began to beat him with his head on the composter, saying: “You were taught some elementary culture in your depot with a smelly depot?! Apparently, the culture of Yanevsky was not taught or taught in his depot, but they did not work, so Danilo decided to teach himself.

An excellent way to learn something, by the way. Zakna, tightened by the whipping puzir, is able to poke dirt, dais, a storm, and such a frost ”so as not to see the mud, dais, storm, but for many years I’ve been trying to look at the scourging bubble of TV for many years, but, as another high -moraine gentleman said:“ It is impossible to live in society and be free from society.

” In fact, everything is much easier: "It is impossible to live in society and be free." In any society, the halfness, community and the savage tribe, there are things that automatically fall under the ban. Another thing is that the more developed society, the more human prohibitions are more humane, more humane and more powerful laws. The more degenerative society, the more interesting and more fun to live in it.

In North Korea, the majority does not use drugs, does not drink whiskey and does not smoke long white cigarettes. For most, there are no Internet, satellite television and mobile phones that even take away from tourists at the entrance. They eat meat only on holidays, the smelly could not hang over the cities, and the streets are wide and spacious, because most have no cars there.

But in each apartment there is a portrait of a beloved leader along with a special brush for brushing off the leader of the dust, and an inquisitive elder is assigned to each entrance, following the moral appearance of the residents. If someone's moral appearance inspires the headman's concerns or is simply unpleasant, he notifies special organs. When, in the program “Cultural Front”, Vasily Kostitsky noticed that his commission does nothing like that, but only, having discovered violations, hearates the special authorities, including the prosecutor’s office, I thought how long should I wait for the appearance of the headman in my entrance?

The National Expert Commission for the protection of public morality, by the way, financed from the state budget, really does nothing like that. Despite the fact that its department has quite serious questions like control over alcohol and nicotine propaganda, dangerous ideological trends and parties, racial, national and religious tolerance.

Well, with religious tolerance, thanks to Kostitsky, we somehow cope, with difficulty, but we suffer the divine bacchanalia and its shepherds of God, with the rest of the tolerance, currents and the elementary framework of decency among people who are simply obliged to behave decently, things are much worse. I could not say anything about the book of Ulyanenko, whom our classic Pavlo Zagrebelnoy considered it, I couldn’t say anything, in order to consider the “Simpsons” who are going in 67 countries dangerous, I need to not have any sense of humor, and I am not at all sorry for the “Comedy Club” - the unwitting and non -talented program was.

But just others are better? But the fact of the matter is that the commission does not have clear criteria that allow you to determine whether a creative product is a threat to our spiritual health or not. I read the law on the protection of public morality, and I got the impression that it was so cunning, or illiterately compiled, that under each of its articles you can let anything: from teenage pornography in Romeo and Juliet to child pornography in Karlson, which lives on the roof.

” Any civilized state begins its thorny path by providing citizens with the opportunity to choose.And at first this opportunity was first provided to us, having brought down a storm, dais, mud and frost on us, then something stooped from the mud and we began to learn to choose, "but then the orderlies rushed and recorded us." By the way, who is the judges? Who decided that Yanevsky, Kostitsky, Glory to Vakarchuk, writer Kurkov, artist Benyuk and other members of the commission precisely those orderlies who should disinfect?

There was some referendum, a survey of the population? .. After all, we even choose the president for ourselves, what can we say about such a delicate area as morality regarding everyone and everyone. What are the conditions of ethical casting by the vestigators of morality? What is fundamental when selecting? Love for the homeland and merits to her? Well, a month later, along with the Minister of Culture Vasily Vovvkun and other domestic intellectuals, the commission will include Baba Paraska and the grandfather of Panaska - and the village will go for a walk.

Started with porn celebrations - we will finish Rubens. We took up Ulyanenko - we will deal with Shakespeare. The Internet is caused by the Internet whose activities the commission regularly tries to block the activities of the doctors, informing various instances. And here, of course, I understand Kostitsky, because what you can find out from the Internet, sometimes there is nowhere else to learn.

This is still the only free zone, and the massive one, which no one has managed to keep under control. Currants for our morality motivate their desire to restore order on the network by the dominance of pornography in it. It seems that pornography is generally the most sick place for moral defenders. Although porn is just flowers. As they say, Dali will. Dali, according to Danila Yanevsky, "" Kholuys and slaves begin to plug their mouths.

" And personally, he, Danilo, voting for censorship with his sakes, will do this, because "freedom to the slaves of the I Kholuyu is not the same." I am immensely grateful to Yanevsky for the fact that, unlike Vasily Kostitsky, he did not hypocrite and decided on the definitions. How Garik Sukachev sings: “I want to know who I am! I want to know where I am! Now I finally know. And who I am, and where I am, and can at least approximately imagine what awaits me.

As emergency, I offer a radical program, because I feel that Yanevsky’s two hands are not enough for us. Firstly, it is necessary to fix literature, since this is our only cultural industry, which, albeit at the very least, but develops. That's just to start literary sweeps not with Olesya Ulyanenko, but with Lesya Poderevyansky - the main Ukrainian mother and pornographer.

Since decent historical experience has been accumulated in relation to writers, nothing new should be invented. The works of Poderevyansky should be burned at the stake somewhere in the area of ​​the Maidan of Nezalevniy. It makes sense to incinerate her musical discs with the books of Karpa, and call the popular action itself the famous Carpine Slogan - “Bitches cancel everything!

Modern European and Russian literature, as well as a significant part of world classics from libraries and stores to remove and destroy. As an exception, leave Paulo Coelho and Daria Dontsova. The Youth Film Festival as the main nursery of all kinds of obscurantism and corruption from Kyiv to transfer to Shechors and carried out not in October, but in December in the open air.

Those who have not yet understood that we have a special mentality and a kind of climate will understand this in the fresh air. In general, you can not worry about our cinema, because there, in principle, everything is fine. Although I am still somewhat surprised that the commission allowed the nomination of the Turchinovskaya “illusion of fear” to the Oscar. In the film there is non -normative vocabulary!

The film was shot in Russian !! Guys, do not slow down !!! The theater is better not to touch at all. If you do not touch it for some time, he will quietly die himself. And why do we need the theater? What have we seen in it? In the end, to give everyone who has not yet been given, folk artists, to stop funding, to re -equip theater premises for the needs of the population.

The suspicious renegade, who lack spectacles in life, recommend Karaoke on the Maidan, the holiday of the high -speed eating of dumplings, the presentation of the Zhivchik and the tasting of domestic frozen cutlets “Easy”. There is no one to let anyone out on Eurovision, except Mikhail Poplavsky, wrapped in a massive jacket with national symbols. Rock to prohibit, leave the pop in the person of individual performers, Russian romances are only in Ukrainian.

With artists, the conversation is separate and extremely simple. Build in the steppes of Ukraine, bring cynical and corrupt malarus there, along with their ugly and shameful creations, to take a barbed wire, and let the current. Sympathetic, running around wire and throwing pieces of bread, canvases and paints, Danilo Yanevsky will personally catch up with his sakes.

As for the repressions that the leader of the “Cultural Front” so afraid of Yuri Makarov, then, firstly, they have already begun, and secondly, people who violate our peace and sleep with their non-normative vocabulary, pornography and alien to worldview are to blame for everything. What, Ulyanenko could not do without the word "fucking"? And Mayakovsky? And Pushkin?

And Nabokovsky Humbert Humbert could not love a sexual girl? Couldn't or did not want to? It is because of them that we live today in a pornographic country, and it is precisely writers, poets, photographers, painters and journalists who are not yet exterminated, as in Russia, and are not exporting large cities, like homeless people in Belarus, are our main problem. By the way, what about the commandant?

It's time for a long time. What to do a slave and a holo after 23 zero-zero on the street? Better yet, after 22 zero-zero? Let him sit at home, watch the TV. After “freedom” - bypassing the headman, checking documents and do not laugh. Senselessness hung over the country, and experts must be said that they ceremony with us, showing all tolerance. Tolerance, too, is someday ending.